i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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