im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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