I looked at my own cervix.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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