just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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