I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he thought i was a dude.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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