he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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