Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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