The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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