3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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