Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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