This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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