she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Be still, my beating vagina.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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