your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Redeem this text for a blowjob
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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