I'm going to jail i love you
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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