i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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