You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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