laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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