It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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