the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Randomize
