physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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