similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
