he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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