omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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