hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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