What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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