How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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