FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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