I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
how does that bad decision feel?
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