this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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