I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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