Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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