You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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