I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He kissed a someone with a penis
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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