Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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