Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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