Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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