Buhtt sex?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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