He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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