so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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