Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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