I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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