i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
