My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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