ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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