so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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