BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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