Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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