what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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