Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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