just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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