Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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