I'm going to jail i love you
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
send nudes
from the living room?
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