You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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