Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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