You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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