Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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